Letter to Feedback

Dear Feedback,

What the fuck is going on.

For fucks sake.  The Bee Bee fucking Cee,  using the fucking F word in the fucking title of a fucking programme!   What the fuck happened to fucking standards?   The fucking BBC, for fucks sake!   They used to set the fucking standards for the fucking use of the fucking English language.

There can’t be any fucking mistake as to what the fuckers want us to fucking read. Where’s the F in   news.  They think were fucking simple or something?    It’s a fucking double entendre.  And not a very good fucking one either.   They are supposed to be fucking funny, (and just a little offensive.)  This is not fucking funny and very very, for the BBC, fucking offensive.

I don’t object to the occasional use of the fucking F word if it’s in fucking context.   Wouldn’t even mind if it was used in the fucking Archers.  It’s about time someone told that fucking Linda Snell to fuck off.  But what I fucking don’t want is the fucking continuity announcer saying “And after the news, the fucking Archers”   or “ up next, “You and fucking Yours followed by Melvyn Bragg with “In our fucking time”

And what the fuck is a women’s programme doing using such a fucking macho fucking aggressive word.   Are they leading the fucking way?   Are we to expect a relaunched “Fucking Women’s Hour”.

I sometimes fucking despair of the fucking Bee Bee fucking C.

Yours faithfully

Miss fucking  Trestle

Tunbridge Wells